- Anti Joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK