- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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