- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

William wright is Gay

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats white and sticky glue

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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