- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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