What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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That is so fetch

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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