What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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