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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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