- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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