Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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