- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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