Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Anti Joke

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