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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

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