Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Anti Joke

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