A man walked into a bar. I shot him

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Oh my God! A talking dog!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Women's Rights

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

poop.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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