Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Ain't idn't a word.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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