- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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