- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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