Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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