When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

what has genitial warts? me

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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