Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

CFL

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Where's my tractor?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's big and long? My dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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