What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's 9+10? 19.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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