- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Pickles are moist.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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