- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

jd and zach loves vigina

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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