The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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