- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Two planes walk into an office building

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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