- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what came first the chicken or the chips

no pun intended

A seal walks into a club.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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