- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Your mam is so fat.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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