Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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eat a hot dog

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Cheese

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Dwight Howard

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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I woke up today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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