How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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