What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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