I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Matthew Baker

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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