What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

women's rights

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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