- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Sex education in Texas.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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