- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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