What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

hi charles lattuca III

I'm homeless.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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