''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

cancer

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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