- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Ben Affleck

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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