Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

cancer

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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