Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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