Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Manchester City

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Massie is a fatass

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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haha Otarts was here

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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