how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I literally died laughing

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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