Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Anthony sucks

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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