- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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