What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How many people live in China? At least ten.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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