Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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That is so fetch

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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