- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

No soap radio

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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