why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Terry has ebola

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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