- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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