"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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eat a hot dog

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Sex vagina. lol.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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