- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

antonio has a penis head.lol

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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