What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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