A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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your face is kinda funny

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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I walk into a bar...

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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