What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Lindsay Lohan

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Go away still nothing to see

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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