FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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