Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

tim has no humor

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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