- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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