- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's two plus two? Window

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Justin beiber..

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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