- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

And you honored it I see :P

Roses are blue Colton is gay

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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