what are you mike bibby?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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