why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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