- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

rose are red violets should be purple

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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