After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Women's rights.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

im not food

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Kyle grund parker coffey

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Anti Joke

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