- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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