What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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