why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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