- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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