A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the old man say? Im old

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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