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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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