- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

i hate black people

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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