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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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