- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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