Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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